Apparently, I have superpowers. But contrary to common superpowers — invisibility, condition-shifting skills, laser-beam eyes — my superpowers are a bit extra prosaic. So prosaic, in fact, they really do not seem much like superpowers at all: Lethargy. Impulsivity. Material abuse. Continual distractibility. Abject frustration. Unemployment. Neuroses. Irritability. The Misadventures of […]